Last Week's Screwups


Well kids, this is where it all starts. Two weeks ago, The Chronicle proclaims the end of Hakeem Olajuwon's basketball career due to a blood condition not unlike a blood clot found in a vein in his leg. They run front-page coverage and full-page sports front coverage, with pictures from the championship years and everything else, plus quotes from others around the league about The Dream.

A few days later, Hakeem is cleared to play in the next week's game against the Utah Jazz ... Hmm, on this hand I have "never to play again" and on this other hand, I have "see ya Tuesday, Dream!"

The sheer magnitude of this moronical misprint gave our staff pause, and from moronical came The Moronicle. The rest, will be history.

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